NOT the Way to Wash

Deborah was running in to pick up the kids from school and noticed that Seth had a stinky diaper that leaked. To make matters Worse Seth had gotten yuck all over his hands. She knew she would have a terrible mess to clean up, but was waiting until she got the kids home before unbuckling him and cleaning him. "Mommy," Seth said, "my hands aren't dirty any more." Deborah looked back, sure enough Seth's hands were visibly cleaner. He had them in his mouth.